Leave the Man Alone: And We're Supposed to take ESPN Seriously...

Thursday, October 26, 2006

And We're Supposed to take ESPN Seriously...

I'm not making this up. Paris Hilton is kicking off Monday Night Football this week in ESPN's ridiculously lavish opening sequence. Hey? How about using that money to pay some competent analysts instead?

No comments:

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

Label Cloud

2 Live Stews (1)

790 the ticket (1)

790 the zone (2)

aaron pike (1)

african-american head coach (1)

ahman green (1)

aj nicholson (1)

al horford (2)

al sharpton (3)

alex rodriguez (4)

alge crumpler (1)

allen iverson (6)

Alonzo Mourning (3)

althea gibson (1)

alzheimer's (1)

amani toomer (1)

amare stoudemire (1)

ananda lewis (1)

andrew bynum (1)

andrew rison (1)

andy reid (1)

angel cabrera (1)

animal cruelty (4)

anthony grant (2)

Antoine Walker (1)

antonio ramiro romo (12)

antonio romo (2)

apollo ohno (2)

aquafina (2)

arsenio hall (1)

arthur blank (15)

ashley ambrose (1)

ashley judd (1)

athlete divorce (2)

atlanta braves (3)

atlanta falcons (72)

atlanta hawks (6)

baby daddy (10)

baby mama (13)

badger (1)

bandana (1)

bao xishun (1)

barack obama (1)

barbaro (1)

baron davis (1)

barry bonds (9)

basketball uniforms (1)

BCS (2)

bear vs. colt (1)

beyonce (5)

bill belichick (3)

bill burt (1)

bill maas (2)

bill parcells (2)

billy hunter (2)

billy knight (1)

billy martin (2)

Black head coach (3)

black history month (1)

black quarterbacks (1)

bobby bonds jr. (1)

bobby boswell (2)

bobby knight (2)

bobby mccray (1)

bobby petrino (7)

bobby roache (1)

boise state (1)

bojangling (3)

Bonnie Bernstein (2)

boston celtics (2)

brady quinn (1)

brandy (1)

braylon edwards (2)

Brian Dawkins (1)

brian urlacher (4)

brian whisler (1)

bridget moynahan (3)

britney spears (1)

bruce pearl (1)

Bryan Pata (1)

bryant gumbel (2)

brynn cameron (1)

bud selig (2)

buster olney (1)

byron leftwich (4)

cami edwards (1)

candace parker (2)

carl lewis (1)

carla berry (1)

carlos boozer (1)

carlos guillen (1)

carmelo anthony (3)

carmen bryant (1)

carolina panthers (1)

carrie underwood (1)

celebrity rap superstar (1)

chad johnson (9)

charles barkley (1)

chicago bears (1)

choo choo (1)

chris benoit (1)

chris collinsworth (2)

chris mortensen (2)

chris paul (1)

chris webber (2)

christine brinkley (1)

chuck norris (1)

chuck smith (1)

ciara (1)

cincinatti bengals (2)

cincinnati bengals (2)

cleveland cavaliers (1)

clinton portis (3)

clyde drexler (1)

coach killer (1)

colin cowherd (1)

columbia journalism review (1)

copyright (1)

cornrows (1)

correll buckhalter (1)

craig sager (1)

cryme tyme (1)

curt menefee (2)

curt schilling (2)

curtis martin (2)

cuttino mobley (1)

d'angelo hall (1)

da brat (1)

daisuke matsuzaka (1)

dallas cowboys (18)

dallas mavericks (1)

damon jones (2)

dan le batard (4)

dan lebatard (4)

dan patrick (3)

dan reeves (1)

dancing with the stars (4)

daniel smith (1)

darrent williams (2)

darryl strawberry (1)

daryl johnston (4)

David Beckham (6)

david carr (1)

david garrard (1)

david kirkus (1)

david mcdade (1)

david simmons (1)

David Stern (9)

dc united (1)

deadspin.com (1)

deAngela (3)

DeAngelo Hall (10)

deelishis (3)

deion sanders (8)

dennis green (1)

dennis green video (1)

denver broncos (2)

denver nuggets (1)

Derek Jeter (2)

desmond howard (2)

detroit lions (3)

detroit shock (1)

deuce mcallister (1)

dice-k (1)

dirk nowitski (2)

dirk nowitzki (1)

doc rivers (1)

dog fighting (26)

dome ceiling (1)

Don Imus (4)

donald trump (1)

donna feldman (1)

donovan mcnabb (9)

dontrelle willis. (1)

doug christie (2)

doug flutie (1)

doug savant (1)

doug stewart (1)

drew bledsoe (1)

drew gooden hair (1)

duke sucks (1)

duke university (3)

dusty baker (1)

dwayne johnson (1)

dwight gooden (1)

dwight howard (2)

dwight schrute (1)

dwyane wade (11)

Ed Werder (1)

eddie robinson (1)

eli manning (1)

elijah dukes (2)

elin woods (3)

elton brand (1)

emmitt smith (5)

eric gordon (1)

ernie johnson (1)

ESPN (42)

espys (1)

eva longoria (3)

evander holyfield (2)

fall creek baptist church (1)

fantasia (1)

fashion house (1)

Fashion Round Up (27)

female athletes (1)

female fans (1)

female kickers (1)

female sports bloggers (1)

female sports fans (1)

Flavor Flav (2)

florida state (1)

floyd mayweather (1)

frank beamer (1)

fred mccrary (1)

free advice for t.o. (2)

Friday Night Lights (1)

gabrielle union (2)

gary sheffield (3)

gay athletes (2)

genarlow wilson (8)

gene upshaw (2)

George Karl (1)

georgetown (3)

georgetown hoyas (11)

gilbert arenas (2)

gisele bundchen (1)

golden state warriors (1)

golf (1)

grandpa chic (3)

great White hope (1)

greg anderson (1)

greg knapp (2)

greg oden (3)

Gregg Popovich (2)

gunther cunningham (1)

gus johnson (1)

hall of fame (1)

hank aaron (4)

hannah storm (1)

harold reynolds (6)

hbcu (1)

head coach candidates (3)

head scarf (1)

herman edwards (1)

herpes (3)

HGH (1)

holly mangold (1)

hope (1)

Hot Chick of the Moment (13)

houston texans (1)

hoya update (7)

hue jackson (1)

ian johnson (1)

impotence (1)

indiana pacers (1)

isiah thomas (2)

Jack Del Rio (1)

jack nicholson (1)

jackie christie (2)

jackie robinson (1)

jacksonville jaguars (2)

jamal anderson (1)

janet jackson (1)

jared allen (2)

jason kidd (4)

Jason Taylor (1)

Jason Whitlock (10)

jay glazer (1)

jay-z (6)

jean strahan (2)

jeff bowden (1)

jeff garcia (2)

jeff green (3)

jeff reed (1)

jemele hill (3)

jennifer hudson (1)

jeopardy (1)

jerry jones (1)

jerry rice (1)

jerseys (1)

Jessica Biel (3)

jessica simpson (4)

jessica white. (1)

jillian barberie (1)

jillian reynolds (4)

jim mora (10)

joakim noah (2)

joe buck (4)

joe horn (3)

joe namath (1)

joe paterno (1)

joe theismann (1)

joe torre (1)

joey fatone (1)

joey harrington (9)

John Amaechi (1)

John Clayton (2)

john henderson (1)

john madden (2)

john mayer (1)

john thompson iii (2)

johnny morten (1)

jon barry (1)

jonathan babineaux (5)

jonathan vilma (1)

joshua widner (1)

Jostens (1)

joumana kidd (2)

jr. (1)

julius jones (1)

jumpshot dance (1)

junk (1)

justin babineaux (1)

justin miller (1)

justin timberlake (1)

kansas city chiefs (2)

katie hnida (1)

kazakhastan (1)

kelly rowland (1)

kelvin cato (1)

kenny smith (2)

kentucky wildcats (2)

kevin durant (2)

kevin federline (1)

kevin garnett (4)

keyshawn johnson (3)

kieran richardson (1)

kim etheredge (2)

kim kardashian (2)

Kirstie Alley (1)

kobe bryant (5)

kurt warner (1)

la sparks (1)

lacrosse (3)

laguna beach (1)

laila ali (3)

lala vasquez (1)

lap dance (1)

lap dancing (1)

Larry Brown (1)

larry johnson (5)

las vegas (1)

latasha byears (1)

latrell sprewell (1)

lauren dungy (1)

lawyer milloy (1)

lebron james (9)

lisa leslie (1)

lisa salters (1)

Los Angeles Lakers (3)

lovie smith (2)

lsu (2)

ludacris (2)

make it rain (1)

man law (1)

marco belinelli (1)

maria sharapova (1)

marijuana (1)

Mark Cuban (5)

marques colston (1)

marshall faulk (1)

martyrs (1)

mathias kiwanuka (1)

matt hasselback (1)

matt jones (1)

matt leinart (3)

matt ryan (1)

matt schaub (1)

meagan good (1)

mehmet okur (1)

merril hoge (2)

miami dolphins (1)

Miami Heat (1)

michael beasley (1)

michael irvin (22)

michael jenkins (1)

michael jordan (3)

michael kay (1)

michael richards (1)

michael strahan (8)

michael vick (85)

michael wilbon (6)

miguel cabrera (1)

mike brown (1)

mike conley (2)

mike ditka (1)

mike gill (1)

mike greenberg (1)

mike kressler (1)

mike nifong (1)

Mike Nolan (2)

mike singletary (1)

mike tomlin (1)

mike tyson (1)

mike vanderjagt (1)

Minka Kelly (1)

mistress (2)

MLB (6)

monday night football (1)

morehouse (1)

nappy (1)

nas (1)

NASCAR (2)

NBA (15)

nba all star (3)

nba draft (2)

nbc (1)

ncaa basketball tournament (2)

new england patriots (2)

new jersey nets (2)

new orleans saints (1)

New York Giants (4)

new york jets (1)

New York Knicks (4)

NFL (9)

nfl on fox (1)

NFLN (1)

nflpa (1)

nia long (2)

nick saban (1)

nick swisher (1)

nick young (1)

nicki minaj (1)

nicole murphy (1)

nike (4)

nude (1)

o.c. (1)

oakland raiders (1)

oam oliver (1)

odell thurman (2)

ohio state (1)

oj mayo (1)

orange roundie (1)

osi umenyiora (1)

ozzie guillen (1)

pacman jones (17)

pam oliver (11)

paris hilton (1)

Pat Riley (1)

patrick ewing (1)

paul attner (1)

paul finebaum (1)

paul pierece (1)

peta (1)

peyton manning (6)

philadelphia eagles (4)

pink jerseys (1)

pittsburgh steelers (1)

plaxico burress (1)

pokey chatman (2)

pregnancy card (1)

prince (2)

pro bowl (1)

proposal (1)

pti (3)

pudge rodriguez (1)

quotables and dedications (3)

race in the media (4)

rachel bilson (1)

rachel mcadams (1)

rachel nichols (1)

racial slurs (1)

rafael furcal (1)

rafer alston (1)

random gossip (1)

Randy Moss (5)

randy shannon (1)

rasheed wallace (1)

ray allen (1)

ray buchanan (1)

reggie bush (7)

reggie williams (1)

rex grossman (1)

rich eisen (2)

rich mckay (2)

rick barry (1)

rick fox (2)

rihanna (1)

Rings (1)

roger clemens (2)

roger goodell (10)

ron artest (2)

ron mexico (2)

ron wolf (1)

ronnie brown (1)

rooney rule (1)

roy hibbert (2)

rutgers (4)

ryan stewart (2)

sage steel (1)

sage steele (1)

sam cassell (1)

sanaa latha (1)

schrutebag (1)

sclc (1)

Scoop Jackson (3)

scott van pelt (2)

sean salisbury (1)

sebastian (1)

selita ebanks (1)

serena williams (10)

serena williams drew gooden (1)

sham (1)

shannon sharpe (2)

Shaq (9)

shaquille o'neal (1)

sharon stone (1)

shaunie o'neal (2)

shayla smith (1)

shelden williams (3)

sheryl swoopes (1)

signing bonus (1)

snitches (1)

snl (1)

soccer (1)

solange (1)

soldier field (1)

sombrero (1)

soulja boy (1)

spencer hawes (1)

spiderman (1)

spike lee (2)

spit (3)

sports illustrated swimsuit (1)

stanford (1)

State of the Falcons (13)

stephen a smith (5)

stephen jackson (1)

stephon marbury (3)

steroids (1)

sticker dunk (1)

strippers (5)

Stuart Scott (6)

super proposal (1)

superbowl (8)

suzy kolber (1)

tamiko nash (1)

tank johnson (3)

tara conner (1)

tennessee titans (5)

terence newman (1)

terrell owens (48)

terrist parramore (1)

terry glenn (1)

Thanks Dan (3)

the big lead (1)

the boondocks (1)

The Rock (2)

the wire (2)

thomas jones (1)

thomas wilson (1)

thurbert baker (2)

tiger woods (3)

tiki barber (5)

tim hardaway (2)

tim hasselbeck (1)

tip drill (1)

tna (1)

TNT (1)

tom brady (5)

tom jackson (1)

tom lantos (1)

tommy urbanski (2)

tony dungy (3)

tony kornheiser (4)

tony martin (1)

tony parker (3)

tony reali (1)

tony romo (14)

tony taylor (1)

torii hunter (1)

torrie cox (1)

touchdown dances (1)

Tracy McGrady (3)

tracy mourning (1)

travis henry (1)

troy ellerman (1)

tubby smith (1)

tyna robertson (1)

tyra banks (2)

University of Miami (3)

university of washington (1)

us open (2)

usc (1)

vanessa williams (1)

vcu (2)

venus williams (10)

vicodin (1)

victoria beckham (2)

vince mcmahon (1)

vince young (2)

virginia tech (2)

wade wilson (2)

wale ogunleye (1)

walk it out (1)

warren sapp (1)

warrick dunn (2)

washington redskins (1)

wendi nix (2)

wendy williams (1)

winter meetings (1)

WNBA (2)

women in sports (1)

wwe (4)

yao ming (2)

yola dabrowski (1)