Monday, November 20, 2006

Hot Chick of the Moment


I know you are sad. Laguna Beach Season 3 has concluded. (You know you watch it. I just started watching it in Season 2 and it was a male that turned me on to it. Don't deny it. You watch it. AND YOU LOVE IT!) But don't worry. It will resume filming in December and will presumably be back on the air soon thereafter to fill the lives of way too many people who are officially too old to be watching this show (me included). In the interim, I would just like to give a little shine to Cami Edwards from Laguna Beach Season 3. She integrated Laguna Beach! (Season 3 has other minorities [finally], but Cami appeared in Season 2, so she was first, bitches.) Cami may officially say that she is 3/4 White and 1/4 Black, but I'll claim her as one of my own, cause that's just what Black people do. Anyway, to each their own. She can identify however way she likes. It's her life. Anyhoo, not only did Cami's extremely large breasts provide a distraction from boring ass Tessa, she was the highlight of the show. Cami is kinda mean, but extremely funny. If she is not the narrator for next season, she will surely be more prominently featured. The Cami and Kyndra show is not to be missed. Hopefully, Cami will sport a regular Black girl weave in Season 4 instead of those awful Paris Hilton style extensions. (While you are busy claiming yourself to be 3/4 White, you are missing out on extensions that will look waaaaayyyy better than those clip-on extensions and Kyndra will be jealous that she couldn't rock them if she wanted to. You probably won't have to push the Range all the way to Compton or anything, but you'll probably have to look outside of Laguna Beach for a proper stylist. This applies to you too, Nicole Richie.) Cami is supposedly miffed that she was portrayed as being so mean, but I hope she won't turn into a wallflower. Cami, you are a scene stealer, the Dwight Schrute of Laguna Beach, so to speak. Know your worth, girlfriend.

3 comments:

Kristina said...
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TwinkiesMN said...

Cami is nowhere NEAR being a "hot chick". In fact, she is down right NASTY. Not only was she a bitch, but she was a fat bitch who couldn't get a guy and made fun of the girls who were prettier than her (ie: everyone else on the show) to make herself feel better. If this is your taste in chicks, please stop posting "hot chick of the moment" because no guy in his right mind wants to see pictures like that.
Also, that photo above was clearly photo-shopped b/c Cami is A LOT heavier than that.

Anonymous said...

ten bucks says the comment above this was written by a chick. cami has huge jugs plus she's confident. some guys like a little junk in the trunk, and according to the website, cami went to prom with jason from season 2. can't get a guy huh?

so "twinkiesm" you're just jealous and shallow. just because a girl's not an emaciated stick doesnt mean she's ugly.

ps, get a life @ 2:42 pm loser.