Little T Does Not Learn How to Feel Sorry For Donovan

Terrell Owens will not be comforting Donovan McNabb during his convalescence. No flowers. No teddy bears. No Hallmark cards. And, for damn sure, no text messages. When asked by reporters if he planned to send no ACL having McNabb a get well message, Owen said, "Absolutely not." T.O. steadfastly denies that McNabb reached out to him when Owens was hospitalized a few months ago.

"'I'm not even going there, dude," Owens said, laughing and shaking his head. "I wouldn't even make up a story like that. It's not even worth it. Just not even worth it."

Fresh off the Cowboy's contract job on the Colts (you know the '72 Dolphins were behind that), Owens is having the last laugh indeed.