Maybe Warren Sapp is a Russian Spy

Warren Sapp has gone public with his concerns that his food may have poisoned in the past during his visits to cities with, uh, devoted football fans. Warren Sapp is an Oakland Raider now. Which leaves me to think that crazy must be contagious in that locker room. This sounds a little bit paranoid. Case in point. He's accusing Philly fans of tampering with his food. I don't want to cast aspersions on the fine city of Philadelphia, but who believes that Eagles fans are capable of this sort of sophisticated sabotage? Don't they take out their aggression by just throwing rocks or something? Warren Sapp must have been watching the news this week and thought it must be cool to be like this guy. Giving credit to the theory that Sapp might have an overly heightened sense of self-importance, Sapp has even utilized a royal food taster on occasion. Judging by his impeccable physique, Sapp might want to keep in mind that when you order the mayonnaise special in every city you travel to, you're always running a risk