Thursday, November 16, 2006

The Most Loyal Minion of the Evil Empire Gets His Reward



While Tony Romo is trying to rebound from getting dumped by his girlfriend by giving Jessica Simpson's dad tickets to Cowboys games, Derek Jeter is showing the youngsters what real game is. Derek Jeter has anointed Jessica Biel to the task. Jerek knows everything to do to please a lady. He took Jessica out to the hottest club in LA and was reportedly rubbing her shoulders and devoting all his attention to her. And if chickenheads rush over the minute Jessica leaves to powder her nose? No problem. Derek deftly deals with them until his lady love returns and picks up right where he left off. Congratulations, Jessica. You join a prestigious grouping of high quality ladies. Derek demands only the best. That's why he's limited his female company to Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnilo, former Miss Universe Lara Dutta, Jordana Brewster, etc., etc. Jessica, you might have thought that you were hot shit when Esquire magazine named you Sexiest Woman Alive. But it's only now that Jeter has approved you, that you have been crowned. Kudos, Jessica.

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