Not as Smart as You Think You Are?

Ha, ha! Curt Schilling appeared on Celebrity Jeopardy - and lost! Do you know he lost to? Doug Savant. You don't know Doug? Well Doug plays Lynnette's husband on "Desperate Housewives". Yes, Doug is a man who is defined by his pecking order relative to a woman. A fictional woman, at that. Doug credited "dumb luck" for his win, meaning he felt lucky to beat Jane Kaczmarek from "Malcolm in the Middle." Not you, Curt. Curt, you might have thought you were hot shit when you were bleeding through your sock and confronting sports talk radio, but you fell to a lowly competitor right in front of the Almighty Alex Trebek! And you had some weird hair going on... No wonder the Sox had to mortgage Fenway to bring in Matsuzaka. There is more hilarious blow by blow commentary on Curt's appearance at There's Your Karma, Ripe as Peaches.