Proof That the Atlanta Hawks Have Given Up

We're moving on. So should you. Who cares if we currently lead the Southeast Division? Apparently, Atlanta has given up on the Hawks ever winning more than 20 games again and has decided to make drastic upgrades to our current pro basketball situation. Significant actions have been undertaken to bring Atlanta our very own WNBA franchise. If a WNBA franchise does take root here, the responsible parties have promised to promote it "with flair." Flair? There is no goddamn "flair" in sports!! And that's why I have nothing kind to say about the WNBA.