Tuesday, November 21, 2006

You Can Get With This Or You Can Get With That

C,mon, Jessica Simpson. I've previously laid out my case for why you should be grateful for having Tony Romo's eye. Now you're trying distance yourself from the golden boy by claiming you're still close to John Mayer? Did you see the ratings for the Cowboys game? Romo is a prime catch and he's getting cuter by the day (funny how the promise of a huge contract extension can do that). Romo has even convinced Ed Werder to take a break from his true love, Terrell Owens. That's power, baby. Mayer may be manipulating you with his smooth emo-rock stylings, but he's prone to bloating and we all know that the novelty of a music star won't last forever. In fact, you should know this better than anyone. Romo could be a future legend. You hook up with this guy and you could be getting free steak dinners and beers for the rest of your life, no questions asked. I guess you're just biding time until Mayer denies knowing you in his blog again. I shouldn't expect this much from you, Jessica. You've already let a good one get away. Now Vanessa Minnilo is getting your leftovers. What C-list female are hoping will block you this time? Shanna Moakler? Kristin Cavallari? Do better, Jessica.

1 comment:

Flash said...

Add some spiky teeth and horns and John Mayer could become one of the characters from "Where the Wild Things Are." But things like this don't matter. Jessica probably likes him because he has good hair and a crack hookup. Thumbs down.