This Guy Uses His Arms Better Than Kiwanuka

This story made me think of New York Giants DE Mathias Kiwanuka. The tallest man in the world who happens to be a 7'9" Mongolian herder named Bao Xishun used his arms to save a couple of dolphins. The dolphins swallowed some plastic and veterinarians could not use surgical instruments or the short arms of ordinary mortals to help the dolphins. So they enlisted Mr. Bao to stick his arms (over 3 feet long, btw) down the throats of the dolphins and pull the plastic out of their stomachs. And he did it! And it wasn't for Fear Factor! They just held the dolphins' mouths open with some hankies and he stuck his long arms in and, voila, rescued dolphins. Dolphins bite and Mr. Bao didn't even ask for them to be sedated. So think about the cajones and arm skill on Bao Xishun when you're whining about your next roughing the passer penalty, Mathias Kiwanuka. Wrap up the QB, for God's sake. Wrap 'em up!