What Every Girl Wants For Christmas

There are only 5 more shopping days until Christmas! And if you're having trouble deciding what to get your significant other, here's the perfect gift...



It's true. Diamonds and Coach bags only accomplish so much. All a girl really wants for Christmas is a dick in a box (preferably with some R&B in the background). It's the perfect gift whether you celebrate Christmas, Chanukkah or Kwanzaa!

(BTW, is this skit better than the instant classic, "Lazy Sunday"?)