Don't Hate the Player
Many in the blogosphere have been mocking Matt Leinart for even the very thought of tapping Britney Spears. Allegedly, Britney and Matt were canoodling at a Arizona nightspot last week.
But don't hate. Even if Britney is merely vintage Britney, she's still a quality notch on the old bedpost.
But, alas, the rumors aren't even true. Supposedly, one of Britney's friends is friends with Matt's baby mama, Brynn Cameron. So, when Britney was talking to Matt, she initiated the contact with Matt just to say "hi".
You're still jealous that Britney is iniating contact with Matt.
And, oh, if you thought the Derek Jeter/Jessica Biel rumors were made up? Apparently not. Dan Patrick confirmed that Jeter was visiting Jessica on the set of her latest movie, "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry." (And how does DP know? DP is in the same movie and Dan is courageous enough to step forward as a 1st person source on this important story.)
Don't hate the player...
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baby daddy,
baby mama,
britney spears,
Derek Jeter,
Jessica Biel,
matt leinart
3 comments:
Man. Britney used to look good. I mean, damn good.
I want an airbrusher.
I believe the Jeter/Biel rumors, because Biel's not an A-list celebrity, heh. Although, I WILL hate the player if it means that all my 7th-Heaven watching was for naught. :-( Derek, I liked her first! I don't know if I believe some of the other Derek rumors, though.
Of those making fun of Leinart, what percentage would turn down an opportunity to have sex with Britney Spears? My guess is under 1%.
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