NBA Family Court Division. All rise!

The NBA is doing great as a family friendly sports entertainment product. Just great.

Jason Kidd is graciously backpedaling from labeling his wife as extremely cruel, jealous and paranoid in a revised divorce filing.

Latrell Sprewell was slapped with a $200 million palimony suit by the mother of his four children. She alleges physical abuse and I'll go out on a limb and say that Latrell's violent history will undermine his credibility to deny that.

Allen Iverson is potentially facing divorce.

Michael Jordan's mistress has a blog.

Quentin Richardson's ex, Brandy, is potentially facing time in the pokey for misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter.

Kelvin Cato is seeking custody of his 6 year old son after finding him living in a urine soaked apartment with 30 cats.

The NBA's golden couple, Tony and Eva, can only do so much.

What is David Stern going to do about this? Another image problem for him to solve... Dave's dictating work is never done. Instead of inserting morals' clauses, Stern should start recruiting a lothario for his league to distract from all the domestic ugliness. Take some time from dictating to pimp a little bit. It'll be fun! The NBA needs its version of Tom Brady or Derek Jeter. Even someone with the romantic prowess of Sexy Rexy Grossman would be better than this.