Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Yao Ming Likes the Brown Sugar?


The most reputable newsite in the world has published a report that Nia Long and Yao Ming are dating and "sparks are flying."

Supposedly, Yao Ming became infatuated with Nia from watching reruns of "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" and he's been stalking her pursuing her for a date ever since he arrived in the US.

Some things to know about Nia. She's about 5 foot nothing, so just the visual of them as a couple is hilarious. Nia was married to an investment banker type that she recently split from. Since said split, Nia was out with another man when her husband approached them in the streets. Accounts say her husband got his ass kicked. To this day, the smart money is on the ass kicker being one New Orleans Saints player Reggie Bush. That being said, Yao better be ready to deal with the stresses of walking the streets with a vixen like Nia.

And since Yao is a big fan of Fresh Prince, I have to ask, has he seen Tatyana Ali?

1 comment:

Big Blue Monkey said...

Hush, Head Chick, hush. Speaking as a Representative of the PWGG (Pasty White Guys who Blog) we don't need Yao Ming getting his funk all over Tatyana Ali. We are rooting for her to slip into obscurity, whereupon she'll appreciate the attention of Pasty White Guys who Blog. We will even suggest that her music was the highpoint of her career. That's how much we like Ms. Ali.