Gayest.Shit.Ever.
1. Superbowl XLI Pre-Game Show. I know. You're thinking, how did this get the nod over the Snicker's "kiss" commercial. Because the pre-game show was about 15 minutes of sustained gayness. I can't recall when I threw up in my mouth first - the referees on stilts or when a Colts fan and a Bears fan attacked each other via interpretive dance. It's a sad day when your pre-game entertainment is 100x less butch than a halftime show headlined by Prince in a head scarf.
2. Snicker's "kiss" commercial. Never show two men kissing during a football game. Never. Under any circumstances. I don't care if Snicker's, Doritos, Bud Light or anyone other deep pocket corporation in the closet demands it. (BTW, my favorite commercials were the Toyota Tundra commercials. Why? Because I'm not gay.)
3. Subway "more meat" commercials. Michael Strahan yells "more meat!" too enthusiastically and too frequently for my comfort.
4. Nutrisystem For Men commercials. I picture Dan Marino peddling Nutrisystem around the office like Amway. Anyway, men bragging about dieting is gay.
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3 comments:
The NFL commercials sucked this year. We could have done a better job. Was it me or was there no Pepsi commercial?
Forget Pepsi. Where was the beer? Beer should dominate the superbowl commercials. That budweiser commercial with the dogs was lame (and racist). I can't remember if there was a "ght" commercial. This has to have been one of the worst years for superbowl commercials ever.
The Bud Light ads weren't up to their usual snuff.
There was probably no Pepsi advertising because they had a lame slogan: "More Happy," and realized it would suck for advertising.
My favorite was the GPS "Godzilla-battle" ad.
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