Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Come Back, Michael Irvin

I know you need to express yourself.

I know you're sitting at home staring at a closet full of clothes you've never worn. I know. I've been there.

This is Playmaker style inspiration if I've ever seen it. I couldn't help but think of you, Mike, when I saw this satin tie. Sniff... I think of you everytime I see an outrageous tie. And look. Shawl collar. Fancy double breast. And glitter in a suit. Glitter in a suit! You could rock that Playmaker. I know you could. I need you to.

Anyhoo, congratulations to Apolo Anton Ohno (not pictured) for winning Dancing With the Stars. I was kind of pulling for Joey Fatone (pictured), but Apolo had been consistently good the whole time. So, I am able to sleep at night. I wasn't pulling for Laila at all. She's pretty and she tried hard, but she's not a natural. I feel a little bit bad for feeling that way given that she was dancing while hurt. But so is life. Victory is for the speed skaters.


Krista said...

And give Laila the Biggest Attitude Copped award...

marc said...

finally someone who has Irvin's back!!!! I wont be watching the "countdown" anymore thanks to the move.