I know you need to express yourself.
I know you're sitting at home staring at a closet full of clothes you've never worn. I know. I've been there.
This is Playmaker style inspiration if I've ever seen it. I couldn't help but think of you, Mike, when I saw this satin tie. Sniff... I think of you everytime I see an outrageous tie. And look. Shawl collar. Fancy double breast. And glitter in a suit. Glitter in a suit! You could rock that Playmaker. I know you could. I need you to.
Anyhoo, congratulations to Apolo Anton Ohno (not pictured) for winning Dancing With the Stars. I was kind of pulling for Joey Fatone (pictured), but Apolo had been consistently good the whole time. So, I am able to sleep at night. I wasn't pulling for Laila at all. She's pretty and she tried hard, but she's not a natural. I feel a little bit bad for feeling that way given that she was dancing while hurt. But so is life. Victory is for the speed skaters.