Can you detect my excitement?
Ehhh, I'm so excited.
The joke on sports talk today was that the Hawks should've sent Shelden Williams to represent the Hawks at the draft because, obviously, that one is the luckiest motherfucker alive.
The Hawks got the #3 and the #11 pick in the NBA draft. Don't worry. They'll waste both of them. Don't worry your pretty little heads over who they will pick. If the Hawks accidentally pick good players, said talent will only reveal themselves after they are traded to other teams (see Jason Terry and Boris Diaw for reference).
Meanwhile, potential Hawks draftee, you probably won't learn much from Coach Woodson, but enjoy the strip clubs, the malls and the good restaurants. The liquor stores are closed on Sunday. That's something you'll need to know as you will want to make sure you are never unable to drown your sorrows. And, yes, there will be sorrows.