He Must Be Stopped

Roger Goodell is a cock blocker. It's true.

We all know that he gets his jollies suspending misbehaving millionaires. And we know that the long arm of the law got the best of one Wade Wilson, QB Coach for the Dallas Cowboys. Wilson was suspended 5 games with pay and fined $100,000 for using a banned substance. Nevermind that Wilson was purportedly using HGH for treating his diabetes. It goes deeper. Well, lower. Wilson was using banned substances to treat the most sensitive of all male diseases - impotence.

As a lady blogger, I can't stand idly by while Goodell the dictator persecutes the D. No, no, not Dallas. The little D. Ok, maybe not. I mean the below the waist D. A lady's most sacred treasure.

Wilson tried to be polite when he first described his issue. He said it was a "quality of life" issue. Impotence is a common complication of diabetes. Fifty percent of male diabetics over the age of 50 suffer from impotence. Wilson was just trying to put a little bit of umph in it for the missus. I can't be mad at him for that.

Not to mention Wilson's $100,000 fine is going to snatch a hefty chunk of his $300,000/year salary. How will this man afford porn? It's not right. Hopefully, Viagra or Cialis will step in with some sort of endorsement offer. Wilson should not be punished for using a banned substance to get muscles down there. What kind of message is the NFL sending to the female fanbase?

Hat tip to The Commission