Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Vick Not the Only Ex-Falcon in Disrepute

Jamal Anderson, once proud running back for the Atlanta Falcons, is embarrassing himself.

He's joined the show "Celebrity Rap Superstar" that's just getting started on MTV on Thursday nights. Basically, the gist of the show is that various celebrities are paired up with rap veterans so that they can be coached to perform a rap song in front of an audience. One "rapper" is voted off each week. Awfulness results.

Jamal Anderson was assigned Redman as a mentor and T.I.'s "Big Things Poppin'" as his first assignment. Awfulness resulted.



On the bright side, "SportsCenter Poppin'" is now cool.

The show also features such "talent" as Shar Jackson, Perez Hilton, Countess Vaughn, Playboy playmate Kendra Wilkinson, Jason Wahler and Sebastian Bach. It is judged by Da Brat, Big Boy and DMC (of Run DMC).

The show is a total cluster fuck. You know a "rap-off" is bad when Sebastian Bach wins with a rendition of "Mama Said Knock You Out." "Celebrity Rap Superstar" is the worst thing I've seen in a while. So, duh, I'll keep watching.