Sunday, October 07, 2007

Fashion Round Up - Noticing Those Who Dress To Be Seen

Week 4. (Better late than never...)

I liked Lebron in the three piece black velvet suit on Saturday Night Live. I have a weakness for velvet on athletically built men.

But Lebron stood out most in his gold lame and jheri curl. Oooh, baby. Chocolate in gold foil.... Are they going to sell you on Valentine's Day, Bron Bron?

Even sexual harassers gotta look good. Note that pocket square on Isiah Thomas. It's like origami or something. Plus he spiced up the conservative blue and gray look with clever blending of textures. Dirty sexual harasser.

Even Joe Buck had the gall to clown Howie Long for his excessive use of stripes. I think "garanimals" is what came to Joe's mind first. Zebra, anybody?

Michael Strahan was also feeling stripey.

Marshall Faulk looked great in classic black and gray. Rod Woodson is seething with jealousy.

Desmond Howard and Emmitt Smith had the same idea in pairing gray and purple.

Mark Cuban went sleeveless on Dancing With the Stars.

Kenny Mayne wore purple to meet with the caveman.

Jilian Reynolds wore a dress with pockets with a peek of mom boobs.

And Matt Hasselback wore argyle. Oh, Matt. You're no Tom Brady.


Jarrett Carter said...

Is it just me, or does that pic of Marshall Faulk remind you of a young Clarence Thomas?

Anonymous said...

Is it me or does Desmond Howard remind you of Harpo from the Color Purple?

Meeky P. said...

Is it me or is Marshall Faulk's foundation on point?

Nos said...

Hahaha Hasselbeck......It's too much, my ribs are hurting from all the laughing.

Too....much.......preppy....can't.....handle......much more......

classic1908 said...

I think the golf cap/Kangol-esque hat must be the look of choice for bald white players: on NFL Replay on NFL Network, they had shots of Kyle Vanden Bosch rocking one of those lids.

The cap on Matty is not bad, but the argyle is a bit much.

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