Quotables and Dedications

In which I select hip-hop prose that commemorates sport.

Ludacris comes through with an entire song, "Sexting", dedicated to Tiger Woods.

Well, damn.

Highlights of this song include a re-enactment of Tiger's infamous voicemail message to his mistress and lyrics like these:

"So I'm getting treated for my sex addiction 
In a private clinic
And I need you to be sensitive 'bout my condition 
Cuz I'm in it to win it
And I really don't wanna further disappoint my fans
And my teacher's a cougar
So I wish she'd lend a helping hand, a helping hand"




from "Sexting" by Ludacris