An Emerging Epidemic

In my last post, I cited a fashion "trend" that emerged at the NBA draft that I dubbed "Grandpa Chic." Sweater vests are an important part of the Grandpa Chic trend. So is anything that might sell well in Boca Raton or appear in the Best Values section of the JC Penney catalog. I hoped the trend was just a temporary misstep of the yunguns. I was in denial like Al Reynolds.

Two of the most typically dependable sports fashionistas - Dwyane Wade and Alonzo Mourning - get their Grandpa on at Zo's Summer Groove this past weekend.



But being the fashion forward types that they are, they up the ante on Grandpa Chic. Alonzo rocks the cheesy Hawaiian shirt. And both Zo and Dwyane rock the old man belt at their respective natural waists.

And, as Reggie Bush reveals, getting all booed up ages you.



Where is his swagger? Kim K looks her age, but Reggie threw on the first clean sweater vest he found on the floor of his closet. Something tells me Reggie left this party early so he could get to bed. That's what a Grandpa would do.

Fashion Round Up - Alonzo Mourning is a Nice Guy

Every year Alonzo Mourning and his celebrity friends host the Zo's Summer Groove in Miami. Alonzo Mourning Charities have raised more than $6 million for various organizations that aid in the development of children and families living in at-risk situations. Summer Groove is the showcase of his philanthropic efforts.

Dwyane Wade and Alonzo kick it for a good cause. Hopefully, Alonzo had a conversation with Flash about his sudden penchant for lightning bolts. At least this time there's no glitter. Do you know how to get to Wade County though?



I guess it's the yoga and the spinning in the offseason that gives Alonzo Mourning the physique to pull of this ode to the Denver Broncos. Comedian Katt Williams seemingly notices that Zo is a good role model and fashion icon.



But I guess it was too late to adjust this outfit. Ike Turner was his fashion mentor before Alonzo it seems. Maybe next time...



T.I... Scratch that. T.I.P. has forever left a mark on the sports world as the author of "SportsCenter Poppin'". His intensity is the only accessory he needs for his wife beater.



In contrast, rapper Rick Ross has to have everything going on at once.



There was the customary celebrity basketball game.



No lightning bolts in sight as Flash, Gabrielle Union, Alonzo and Tracy Mourning gather for this photo. Those two on the left need to watch it. Whispers are starting about the nature of their relationship.



Finally, the couple responsible for it all, Alonzo and Tracy Mourning. They're just so cute and adorable. They always have been.



Alonzo credits Tracy for his philanthropic enthusiasm. It makes a big difference for athletes when they have a wife like Tracy by their side. Not coincidentally, Alonzo knows how to spend his offseason - doing good, not evil. Alonzo knows the mantra of the "C" word. Repeat after me, knuckleheads. "Charity, not court. Charity, not court..."

Seriously, you can read more about Alonzo's philanthropy here. And you can attend Zo's Summer Groove next year mid-Julyish. It's fabulous and its for the kids.

Thanks to Matt at Fleishman-Hillard for the pics

Things I Wouldn't Know If Not For Dan Le Batard

Miami Dolphins DE Jason Taylor is probably a good candidate for some anger management counseling. He admitted he has a pretty fiery temper. It caught me by surprise. You don't usually expect that from the pretty boys.

Kansas City Chiefs players Larry Johnson and Priest Holmes (in a strip club) and Houston Rockets player Tracy McGrady (in a restaurant drinking Cristal) were recently spotted out and about in the early morning hours prior to their respective games in Miami. The "South Beach Effect" strikes again.

Miami Heat player Alonzo Mourning has no rhythm, according to teammate Antoine Walker, and is the least likely teammate to appear on "Dancing With the Stars."

Antoine Walker claimed to know that he does not know what a stripper smells like. Consequently, I learned that Antoine is a LIAR.

John Clayton is going to appear in a movie with my favorite wrestler, The Rock, called, "Gameplan."